| Tumblr: | Here, have some kittens... |
| Tumblr: | Delicious food? There. |
| Tumblr: | I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art... |
| Parents/Roommate: | *walks into the room* |
| Tumblr: | PORN? |
| Tumblr: | YOU SAID PORN? |
| Tumblr: | DID I HEAR DICKS? |
| Tumblr: | WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX? |
| Computer: | HERE LET ME FREEZE |
| Computer: | NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS |
row row row ur boat
gently off the cliff
thanks
(Source: theyellovvbrickroad, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
(via noty0u-fatjesus)
smart people are always the sad ones ‘cause they can actually realize how much life sux
(via noty0u-fatjesus)
“In preparation for his role as The Joker, Heath Ledger hid away in a motel room for about six weeks. During this extended stay of seclusion, Ledger delved deep into the psychology of the character. He devoted himself to developing The Joker’s every tic, namely the voice and that…
